As Aizen in Naruto and Joined a Chat Group

Chapter 410: Chapter 410: Embarrassed Lockhart

Phew.

The little kitten wiped its non-existent sweat on its forehead with its little paw in a human-like way, opened the group chat interface and sent a message: Finally over! Thanks, Brother Anzen, the method you taught really worked.

This is an Actor: Good that it worked.

Doujin Artist: You promised a live stream, why isn’t there a live stream?.

Lazy Kitten: Ah, forgot.

Curly-haired Guy: Hmph, did you forget or are you just too embarrassed to show your face?

Lazy Kitten: You’re talking crap, I’m so cute, what’s embarrassing about showing my face?

Curly-haired Guy: I don’t know if you’re cute or not, but I know animals usually don’t wear clothes. If you think about it like a human, it’s understandable that you would be embarrassed to show your face.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Ah, that makes sense. If I think about it, Lolo-chan Tenten must be uncomfortable not wearing clothes, right?

Lazy Kitten: Yes, it’s pretty uncomfortable.

Qi Luoli’s face was about to turn red, because she wasn’t uncomfortable at all! Not only was she not uncomfortable, but she hadn’t even thought about wearing clothes! Crap, has she really accepted that she’s a cat?

No, that’s definitely not okay!

No matter what, she has to find a way to get some clothes to wear. Even if there’s no set outfit, she should at least get a bikini.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: If you need clothes, we have armor for ninja cats. Do you want it?

[Prompt: Amegakure Village’s Angel has uploaded an item, Ninja Cat Armor. Price: 10 points]

Lazy Kitten: Ah, thank you, Sister Konan!

Qi Luoli clicked purchase without hesitation, and quickly put on this blue-based armor in front of Yang Xi’s stunned gaze.

Not bad, it fits pretty well. It even has little pockets and a hood. After Qi Luoli put it on, she really looked like a ninja cat.

Curly-haired Guy: Congratulations, you finally don’t have to go around with your butt exposed.

Lazy Kitten: Exposed your sister, can you please watch your damn language! Crap!

Machete Girl: Lolo-chan, you’re not being very polite yourself. But it doesn’t matter with someone like Agin. Compared to that, how was your first battle?

Curly-haired Guy: What do you mean it doesn’t matter with someone like me, you little jerk!

Lazy Kitten: It was okay, didn’t fight the whole time. Mostly because I don’t have enough combat experience, if I hadn’t bought Deadpool’s ability, I would have been done for.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Hahahaha, aren’t my abilities great! X-Factor, you deserve to have it! With it, you can be reborn even if you’re beaten to a single hair! It’s the strongest defensive ability in all dimensions! Come praise me, the coolest guy in this group!

Doujin Artist: Stop bragging! It’s just because we don’t have enough points right now to buy Anzen’s power! If we had Anzen’s power, who the hell would need your rebirth power!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: That’s true, being invincible is the strongest defense.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Ha, excuse me! Even our group leader isn’t truly invincible, there will always be someone stronger than him! If you encounter that kind of opponent, what can you do then?

Soul Society’s Villain: Even so, if we really encounter that kind of opponent... your rebirth ability still won’t change the situation. Anyone stronger than Anzen can definitely erase you from the source. Rebirth then becomes a joke.

Machete Girl: That’s right, that’s the point.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Crap, you guys are just arguing! You’re ganging up on me, a weak person, right? Where is the damn Human Rights Council? I want to complain!

Doujin Artist: Ptooey, you’re talking about human rights?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Did the residents of Washington who were killed by skeleton soldiers talk to you about human rights?

Machete Girl: Deadpool is a typical American hypocrite. When they’re at a disadvantage, they talk about human rights. But when they’re in a strong position, they completely ignore human rights.

This is an Actor: Kotonoha, did you learn this from living in America?

Machete Girl: You could say that, you always see this kind of thing in the news. And the media is still frantically covering up the truth, turning a supernatural killing into a gang fight.

Doujin Artist: This method isn’t just used in America, we use it too. And it’s a common trick, just glossing over the truth.

The chat atmosphere in the group became lively again, while Geralt turned his attention to what was in front of him.

One by one, strange little fairies, with their bodies painted bright pink, were dancing strangely, and the curtains around them were embroidered with all kinds of demons and ghosts.

The little wizards held pumpkin bowls, using spoons to scoop large chunks of caramel cake into their mouths.

This Halloween is really unique, even Geralt had to praise the originality of these people from the magic world. At least when it comes to eating, drinking, and having fun, the wizards of the Harry Potter world have never been disappointing.

”Hey, Zickrein.” Professor Flitwick next to him patted his arm and said, ”How’s the Wells Enchantment you mentioned last time coming along?”

”Wells Enchantment, what’s that?” Lockhart, who was sitting on the other side, was attracted and turned his head to ask

”The ultimate concept of silent casting, reducing spells to less than two characters.” Professor Flitwick glanced at him and explained lightly, ”This is the field that Professor Zickrein has been researching, and he’s already made some initial progress.”

This professor, who had goblin blood, really disliked the good-for-nothing like Lockhart. In the two months since the start of school, he had already figured out the other person’s true nature.

But out of consideration for being a fellow professor, he still explained it to him.

”Oh, my goodness!” Lockhart made an exaggerated expression and said, ”That’s amazing, Professor Zickrein! Just like when I bravely fought the jagged monster on Mount Oras for half a year, these are all very amazing things.”

”Mount Oras?” Geralt raised an eyebrow, and said without any sign, ”I remember that only gentle strawberry spotted deer live there, aren’t the jagged monsters in the Pangala Mountains?”

”Ah, that’s right! Yes!” Lockhart quickly changed the subject, saying, ”I was mistaken, it was in the Pangala Mountains! Sorry, please excuse me.” Feeling that his words had a mistake, this good-for-nothing professor was afraid that Geralt would continue to ask questions.

”Pangala Mountains?” Professor Flitwick looked at his departing figure and scratched his head in confusion. ”Where is that?”

”In the Duchy of Ilein.” Geralt smiled and explained softly, ”This country doesn’t exist in reality, it’s from a virtual comic called The Old Man and the Mountain.”

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