Apocalypse: the Most Ruthless Person

”Absolute Justice... Ding Wei?”

Zhang Su took the walkie-talkie and saw a label stuck on the back, with the words ”Absolute Justice” written in a twisted manner, even with a typo, clearly showing Liao Youzhi’s literacy level.

”Is there a problem with Absolute Justice too?”

Zhang Su shook the walkie-talkie and looked at Zheng Xinyu and others.

Yuwen awkwardly smiled and said, ”Eighty percent of the content is vulgar language, and the rest suggests that the people he sent to the car park might have been robbed by the Survivor Alliance.”

”Haha... idiot.”

Zhang Su gave a fake laugh, stuffed the walkie-talkie into his pocket, and didn’t bother to pay any more attention to Ding Wei.

”Bro, we’ve picked a nice place for you and sis-in-law, an old-school sauerkraut fish restaurant. The ambiance is really cozy, hehe...”

Right at this moment, Zhao Dezhu and Lu Yubo returned to the fifth floor, already having sorted out the accommodation issues.

Zhang Su nodded. Such things didn’t matter to him, but he noticed something off in Zhao Dezhu and Lu Yubo’s expressions, as if they were hiding something, so he asked.

”Hey, Zhuzi, Bozai, what’s up with you two? You look out of it.”

”Huh? Is that so? I don’t think so...”

Zhao Dezhu was flustered when Zhang Su shouted at him, feeling guilty, and even nervously peeked at Yuwen.

Lu Yubo awkwardly touched his chest and laughed, ”Hehe, no, it’s nothing really, just...”

”You little... even pulling inversion sentence on me, still saying it’s nothing? Spill it, what happened?”

Zhang Su knew Lu Yubo too well, seeing this ghostly appearance implied something fishy was definitely going on, possibly some mischief.

”Uh... Big Zhuzi, you tell!” Lu Yubo elbowed Zhao Dezhu.

Zhao Dezhu panicked and angrily retorted, ”What do I know? I know nothing! What can I say, are you crazy?”

”Damn it, well I don’t know either, screw you!” Lu Yubo’s face turned dark.

Zhang Su took a deep breath. These two jokers were the biggest pranksters usually; his face darkened, ”Bozai, I order you to explain immediately what just happened.”

He didn’t let Zhao Dezhu speak as a courtesy to Yuwen.

Lu Yubo smacked his lips, reluctantly saying, ”It’s actually nothing, just... a few big sisters wanted, kinda wanted to, reward us a bit, that’s all.”

Apparently, earlier when Lu Yubo and Zhao Dezhu were looking for accommodation, a dozen heavily made-up women approached them, thanking the Yama Corps’ big brothers for their life-saving grace, offering to serve for a night, or several nights, as they wished...

The meaning was direct, the attitude sincere, and with the enthusiastic ones even making a move, they had the two immediately distracted.

”I said, we’re all brothers and sisters of Celestial Horse Island, fending off zombies is our duty, no, no special services needed...”

”Yeah, I think so too, no need, no need...”

Zhao Dezhu and Lu Yubo exchanged glances, nodding repeatedly, reassuring each other with such firm expressions that people could trust them.

In secret, Yuwen and Tan Huajun exchanged glances, understanding without words. Reaching this level was already commendable; they couldn’t guarantee Lu Yubo and Zhao Dezhu could really resist temptations if they weren’t around, but didn’t expect too much in the current environment, where intentions matter more than actions.

Zhang Su felt a black line form across his forehead. He had guessed something must have happened, but didn’t expect these two to have such peachy encounters. And it wasn’t just them, it was the whole male faction of the Yama Corps.

”I won’t restrict such things, handle it yourselves, especially those still single. If you want to go, go ahead.”

”Re-really?” Wu Lue’s eyes brightened instantly, along with Qi Xiaoshuai and Pang Dakun, who were itching to give it a try.

He had been itching since he heard about it from Lu Yubo and Zhao Dezhu; who hasn’t been a bit impulsive in their youth?

Zhang Su spread his hands, ”What’s wrong with that? But I must warn you, don’t think a night together makes them family, that’s absolutely not allowed, got it?”

Those women claimed to thank for saving their lives, but they may have ulterior motives, looking to climb up the Yama Corps’ ranks for a comfortable life. Who wouldn’t want that?

The few single guys nodded wisely, then dashed off.

”Life on the mountain is too bland, these young guys sure have it tough.” Yuwen looked at the backs of those heading downstairs and chuckled.

”Old Yu, the way you say that...” Jia Shiqin rubbed his hands awkwardly on the side, suddenly feeling embarrassed as a middle-aged man. Going felt improper, not going felt bothersome.

”Liao Youzhi, hey hey hey, it’s Absolute Justice Ding Wei here, did you intercept my men I sent out, Liao Youzhi? Speak! Hey hey, Liao Youzhi, I’m your damn father Ding Wei...”

Just as Jia Shiqin finished speaking, the walkie-talkie in Zhang Su’s bag started blaring endlessly, repeating the call three times, creating quite a commotion.

The volume wasn’t loud, but in the quiet environment, everyone heard it clearly.