Apocalypse: the Most Ruthless Person

“Damn, really, Brother Su, he actually opened it!”

Lu Yubo wore a look of surprise. Seeing that Pang Dakun had real skills, he stopped mocking him and gave him a thumbs-up, calling him awesome.

“Hehe, a lock of this level isn’t a challenge. I could open it when I was thirteen!”

Pang Dakun scratched his head, a bit embarrassed by the praise, snowflake-like dandruff falling under the flashlight.

“Alright, kid, no bragging, get on the roof and let me see!”

Zhang Su wore a pleased smile. At this moment, three bubbles appeared above Pang Dakun’s head in his eyes: [Loyalty], [Greenhorn], [Three Hands].

As long as there aren’t any major faults, survivors with a [Loyalty] trait are somewhat considered a labor force when included in the team.

[Greenhorn] under the blessing of [Loyalty] and natural [Three Hands] doesn’t seem so annoying.

In the past, such talents might not have been hard to find, offering a reward would have warriors coming to the door, but in the apocalypse, they are quite rare, every skill has its place!

“Get on the roof? Where?” Pang Dakun heard Zhang Su’s request and pointed at the fertilizer shop beside him: “Is it this building? Every time I leave the village, I climb it along the way, it’s as easy as drinking water. Why don’t I climb this motorhome?”

Pang Dakun was very interested in the motorhome beside him. It was his first time seeing the legendary RV; before, he had only seen them on TV dramas, and the RV in front of him looked so majestic.

“Alright, climb, let’s see what you’ve got!”

Zhang Su raised a hand to signal, letting Pang Dakun demonstrate.

The Mercedes-Benz VS RV stood four meters high, taller than a floor of an average apartment. Except for the driver’s seat and ladder, the car body was very smooth, making it hard to find handholds and footholds for leverage.

“Okay, watch closely, don’t blink!”

Pang Dakun swiftly took out his flashlight to inspect the car body and then put it away, tapping his foot lightly.

He kicked off the tire and leapt up, using his hands and feet to borrow some leverage from the car body, and his whole body seemed weightless as he floated up. It was unclear how he did it, but it felt like he effortlessly pulled himself up, with his hand reaching the edge of the car roof effortlessly.

“Lightweight Technique?”

Chen Hanzhou exclaimed in surprise.

Nobody answered; everyone was focused on watching Pang Dakun.

For ordinary people, it’s difficult to pull one’s entire body up with just one arm, but for Pang Dakun, it was easy. His fingers clung tightly to the edge of the car roof, body swinging, with a push of his foot, and the other hand pressing on the raised vent, his whole body swayed horizontally in an extremely unexpected manner and gently lay on the roof.

Following his series of movements, unless the inside of the car was extremely quiet, it would be hard to notice someone had already gotten onto the roof!

“Uncle, how was that?”

Pang Dakun stood up and patted his butt, wiping his nose in a cocky manner.

“Brother Su, this guy is definitely a talent.”

Lu Yubo’s opinion of Pang Dakun had completely reversed. He only disliked the pretentious weaklings, but was very polite to those who were skilled.

“Impressive…”

“This trick is good for hiding from zombies, scrounging for food and water, it’s really not a worry.”

“That’s underutilizing him, there’s even bigger potential!”

Everyone marveled at Pang Dakun’s extraordinary skills.

“Come down!”

Zhang Su gestured, signaling Pang Dakun to come down.

“Everybody step aside!”

Pang Dakun waved confidently, then spread his arms like a large bird and leapt down. From a height of four meters, an ordinary person would likely tumble, but he merely bent his knees, absorbing the impact and stood straight, extending a hand to Zhang Su.

“Thermos!”

Zhang Su chuckled heartily and placed the cup in Pang Dakun’s hand, then said, “Xiaopang, what do you plan to do in the future?”

At this point, everyone knew Zhang Su intended to recruit Pang Dakun into the team. Such skills were indeed rare talent, and the others returned to the motorhome, not interrupting the conversation between the two.

“Uncle, can I have a cigarette…”

Pang Dakun tucked the cup into his arms and rubbed his hands together.

“Let’s go, we’ll talk inside the store.”

Zhang Su didn’t bother to lecture Pang Dakun about being too young to smoke, it’s the end of the world, who cares about those rules anymore.

Once everyone had left, Corgi Good Fortune looked up at the bare car body, leaping with a few swift bounds to stand on the rooftop, snorting twice proudly in the direction of the fertilizer shop.

Inside the fertilizer shop, Pang Dakun lit a cigarette and took a satisfying drag, without answering Zhang Su’s question, he sighed: “Uncle, your life is too amazing, a big motorhome, TV, cartoons, it’s practically a celestial life!”

“This is celestial living? Then being a celestial isn’t anything special…” Zhang Su chuckled, shaking his head.

Pang Dakun stubbornly said: “I just think it’s a celestial life. Hey, Uncle, where do you plan to go, how about settling down in Shuwa Village?”

“This is just a temporary stopover.”

Zhang Su pointed north with the glowing tip of his cigarette, “We’re heading to Qing County, looking for a resort or farmhouse in the mountains.”

“Wow, that’s awesome?” Pang Dakun looked surprised but then became crestfallen: “I want to go with you, but I can’t leave, there’s a revenge I haven’t taken.”

Zhang Su raised an eyebrow, silent for a moment before saying: “Xiaopang, to be honest, I think it’s better not to pursue that revenge… Now, hold on, listen to me.”

Seeing Pang Dakun about to speak, Zhang Su raised his hand to stop him, and continued: “When the disaster broke out you were hiding in Qin City, you must’ve seen the zombies slaughtering, let’s be frank, those who managed to escape the village, who had time to care for anyone else? Some couldn’t even take care of their own relatives, let alone an unrelated, immobile elder…”