Ancient Fiend Dragon Emperor

Chapter 1715: Chapter 1714: The Fatso Who’s Handsome Beyond Limits

Those colorful clouds, carrying dozens of figures, swept through the void, heading towards Pill Sect Valley under countless gazes.

”Swish, swish, swish...”

Outside Pill Sect Valley, many figures bowed down at this moment, speaking extremely respectfully.

”We greet Senior Brother Han!”

”Rise.”

Han Tengfei spoke, his tone indifferent, embodying immortal elegance.

His voice indeed carried a certain magnetism, and this magnetism was enormously attractive to women.

Those women were almost about to faint, as if Han Tengfei was speaking directly to them. The light in their eyes made even Su Han feel that if Han Tengfei landed now, he would be devoured by these women.

”Sigh, being a genius is tough too...”

Beside Su Han, a man with an extremely fat body and a face full of flesh shook his head and sighed, ”I can deeply understand this feeling; it’s truly tiring!”

Su Han glanced at him, almost bursting into laughter.

”You don’t believe me?”

The fat man glared at Su Han, then waved his hand, saying, ”If you don’t believe me, forget it. Someone as charming, talented, handsome, and elegant as me suffers in ways you can’t imagine.”

Su Han: ”...”

”I am Huangfu Xiaosa, you may also call me Huangfu Yingjun or even Huangfu Shuai. May I know your name?” The fat man extended his chubby hand towards Su Han.

Su Han really didn’t want to deal with such a narcissist, but the other party was polite, so he couldn’t be rude. He extended his hand for a shake, nodding with a smile, ”Su Baliu.”

”Wow, what a cool name! Even cooler than mine! Why didn’t I think of that?”

The fat man’s eyes lit up and he extended his hand again, ”Let me reintroduce myself, I’m Huangfu Jiuliu, one rank lower than you, please take care of me.”

Su Han: ”...”

”Hey, Su Baliu, do you really think it’s okay for me to be this handsome?”

The fat man poked Su Han, saying, ”But there’s nothing I can do; they all say I’m handsome, but I just don’t see it!”

Su Han was thoroughly resigned, squeezed into the crowd, and moved forward.

If he kept chatting with the fat man here, he feared he wouldn’t be able to endure it.

Unexpectedly, the fat man followed along, his pig-like big hand grabbing onto Su Han’s armor.

”What are you doing?” Su Han turned and asked.

”I’m troubled!”

The fat man said seriously, ”Being so handsome, I have headaches every day. I need someone to clear my doubts, don’t I?”

”I’ll clear your doubts!” Su Han cursed inwardly.

Truly surpassing the mentor! Xiao Qinxian already annoyed Su Han enough, then Lin Fengjie came along, and now there’s this damned fat man.

What a bizarre bunch!

So Su Han decided not to move, just stood there, remaining unfazed by the fat man’s boasting.

Eventually, the fat man seemed to tire of boasting and said, ”Why are you so ugly? You should at least change your appearance; won’t you get beaten coming out like this?”

Su Han resisted the urge to strangle him, remaining silent.

”Sigh, boring...”

The fat man stretched lazily, his obese body causing those nearby to involuntarily step back a bit.

Instantly, many angry gazes turned towards him.

”Sorry, sorry.”

The fat man showed a terrified expression.

Su Han thought this guy might have some self-awareness, but unexpectedly, the fat man smiled apologetically again, ”It’s not my fault for being this handsome. If you want to blame someone, blame my parents!”

”Can you shut up?”

Su Han really couldn’t stand him anymore; how did he run into such a narcissist?

”Hey, I’m telling you!”

The fat man’s eyes suddenly gleamed, speaking to Su Han, ”Did you hear? Lin Ruoxuan is coming out too. How do you think my outfit looks? If Lin Ruoxuan takes a fancy to me, will she despise me for dressing so formally?”

Su Han glanced at his protruding belly, nodded, ”Nice, really nice.”

”Nice is good, nice is good...”

The fat man muttered, ”I’m just afraid Lin Ruoxuan will feel she’s not worthy because I’m too handsome, my figure is too good.”

Su Han: ”...”

”Frankly speaking, I...”

”Shut up!!!”

Su Han had lived nearly a billion years, his state of mind extremely stable, but he really couldn’t stand the fat man’s endless chatter.

The fat man’s mindset was evidently good; he paused slightly at Su Han’s roar but didn’t get angry, laughing heartily.

Su Han’s understanding of the word ’shameless’ reached new heights in his heart.

Indeed, it’s not about the most shameless; it’s always about who’s more shameless!

”Look, here comes Xu Nuo, Xu Nuo is coming!”

”Third on Mystical Ranking, big genius Xu Nuo truly is a dragon and phoenix among men!”

”But he’s still not as handsome as my Han Tengfei...”

”Of course, Han Tengfei is one of the Top Ten Young Masters, ranked seventh, above the genius ranking, incomparable to them.”

”But I still prefer Xu Nuo, he’s much more amiable and kind than Han Tengfei!”

...

The crowd suddenly became bustling again, the fat man finally shut up and looked up.

All saw an astonishing great sword, a thousand feet long, floating over, its entire blade shining with a golden glow.

Xu Nuo stood at the very front of the great sword.

He wore white robes, handsome as well, always wearing a smile, nodding continually as people shouted from below, looking truly more amiable than Han Tengfei.

”He’s looking at me, he’s looking at me!”

”He nodded at me!!!”

”I can’t, I can’t, I’m losing breath.”

Those women became feverish again, their breathing urgently intense.

Xu Nuo, perhaps no heavier than Han Tengfei, possibly third on Mystical Ranking, was extremely impressive.

”I can’t, I can’t, Su Baliu, you better hold me!”

At this moment, the fat man suddenly started gasping loudly, shaking Su Han vigorously.

Su Han couldn’t help but frown and look, seeing the fat man was fine again.

”These women acting life and death, aren’t they fools!”

The fat man’s face full of jealousy, ”Someone as handsome as me, they don’t come to love me, but instead throw flirtatious looks at such an incredibly ugly guy, really can’t understand!”

Su Han took a deep breath, giving the fat man a thumbs-up.

”Brother, honestly speaking, you’re very handsome, unbelievably handsome.”

”Heh heh, you sure know how to talk.” The fat man instantly showed a satisfied expression, immensely pleased.

As the two spoke, Xu Nuo led the Pure Spirit Sect people, threading through on the great sword, entering into Pill Sect Valley amidst the respectful salutes of many Pill Sect Valley disciples.

Seeing him disappear, those women all showed looks of regret and disappointment, seemingly unsatisfied with their viewing.