A Cunning Pervert in the Cultivation World

Chapter 611: Chapter 611: Sex Friend?

Fen Ling stared at Li Feng.

”...Sex friend?”

She had never heard of such a term before.

Yet judging from Li Feng’s solemn expression, she couldn’t help wondering if this was some strange concept from the mortal world.

”Is this... some kind of cultivation relationship?”

Li Feng nodded solemnly.

”Yes.”

His expression was so serious that Fen Ling couldn’t help feeling that she had somehow misunderstood something important.

”What exactly does that mean?”

At her question, Li Feng sighed and slowly removed his hand from her rear.

He placed it against his chest, closed his eyes, and took on the solemn expression of a senior about to reveal some profound cultivation secret.

”It is a sacred bond between two people.”

Fen Ling’s expression became slightly confused.

”A sacred bond?”

Li Feng nodded slowly, his eyes filled with absolute conviction, as if every word carried the heavy weight of an ancient cultivation truth.

”Yes. A bond that cannot be measured by ordinary friendship.”

Li Feng continued with a solemn expression.

”Ordinary friends can only share words and thoughts. But a sex friend is different.”

”A sex friend is someone who is willing to open their heart completely to another person.”

”They must trust each other without reservation.”

”They must be willing to share their happiness, their worries, their secrets...”

He paused for a moment.

”...and especially their warmth.”

Fen Ling listened carefully before nodding thoughtfully.

”I see...”

She thought about it for a moment.

Then she looked at Li Feng with a slight smile.

”Are you trying to ask me to become your Dao companion?”

Yet to her surprise, Li Feng immediately shook his head, looking genuinely disappointed.

His expression was filled with the kind of seriousness one would use when correcting an ignorant junior.

”No. It seems that despite your experience and powerful cultivation, your understanding is still quite shallow.”

Fen Ling’s eyebrow twitched.

”What do you mean by too shallow?”

Li Feng nodded solemnly.

”Yes.”

”A Dao companion is a very serious relationship. It involves sharing one’s cultivation path, facing tribulations together, and potentially spending hundreds or even thousands of years with the same person.”

Fen Ling stared at him.

”...Then what exactly is a sex friend?”

Li Feng looked at her as if she had finally asked the right question.

”That’s precisely the point.”

He raised one finger.

”A sex friend has all the benefits of a Dao companion...”

He raised another finger.

”...without all the unnecessary responsibilities.”

At those answer, Fen Ling’s expression became increasingly strange.

Li Feng looked at her seriously.

”Of course, if you want to become my Dao companion, I would welcome it.”

He wasn’t lying at all.

Fen Ling was truly an amazing woman to have by his side.

Not only was she mature and thoughtful, but she was also powerful, intelligent, and... quite attractive.

Her curvaceous figure was naturally something Li Feng appreciated as well.

But more importantly, she had the kind of temperament that made it easy for him to get along with her.

She was cunning when she needed to be, shameless when she wanted to be, and surprisingly sincere when it truly mattered.

They might have some small issues with each other, but that was only natural between cultivators.

There was no such thing as perfect cooperation when their interests were different.

As long as they could understand each other’s boundaries and find common ground when it mattered, a few disagreements were hardly worth worrying about.

Li Feng couldn’t help smiling.

’If I really found someone like her as my Dao companion...’

He honestly wouldn’t complain.

However, he also knew that Fen Ling had far more things to consider than he did.

After all, she wasn’t just Fen Ling.

She was the Empress of the Fen Dynasty and also... the Long Dynasty greatest genius.

A decision like becoming someone’s Dao companion was not something she could make casually.

Li Feng understood that.

Which was why he wasn’t in a hurry.

At least, he could wait.

After all...

He had already come up with the perfect solution.

’Become sex friends first and still enjoy all the benefits...’

’Even if she doesn’t want to become my Dao companion in the end, we can still remain sex friends.’

Just imagining being able to enjoy the company of such a mature beauty whenever he wanted made Li Feng nod inwardly.

’Hehe~ I’m definitely a genius.’

And Fen Ling wasn’t dumb.

She had lived for quite a long time and had experienced far more than Li Feng could imagine.

How could she not see through his little scheme?

From the moment he started explaining this so-called ”sex friend” relationship, she had already noticed that something was off.

And now, seeing the smug expression he was trying so hard to hide, Fen Ling couldn’t help smiling wryly.

’This young man...’

Fen Ling couldn’t help shaking her head with a faint smile.

’Ah, so lively.’

Looking at Li Feng, she couldn’t help feeling like an old elder watching a mischievous young man trying to play a clever little trick in front of her.

Still, she had to admit that his little scheme was rather amusing.

Fen Ling simply smiled.

She had to admit that she quite liked this side of Li Feng.

His liveliness, his shamelessness.

And the way he could act so confidently even when he was clearly trying to pull a dirty trick on her.

It was quite refreshing.

Of course, by now she already knew that Li Feng could be quite cunning when it came to certain... mortal indulgences.

He truly loved such things and would stop at almost nothing to get what he wanted.

But despite all his schemes and shameless antics, Fen Ling knew one thing very clearly.

Li Feng was truly a good person.

He could be troublesome, perhaps even shameless, and his mind was often filled with all sorts of strange ideas.

But when it truly mattered, he would always choose to help innocent people rather than simply stand by and watch them suffer.

That was something Fen Ling valued greatly.

’This fellow...’

She looked at Li Feng’s smug expression and couldn’t help smiling.

’He’s really quite interesting.’

For someone who had lived for so many years, Fen Ling had long grown tired of dealing with people who were always calculating every word and action.

But Li Feng was different.

He was straightforward in his own strange way.

He didn’t hide his desires, nor did he pretend to be some perfect saint.

Somehow, being around him made her feel a little younger herself.

Before she could continue thinking, Li Feng’s voice suddenly interrupted her thoughts.

”So, what do you say?”

Fen Ling blinked and looked back at him.

Li Feng was staring at her expectantly, with a faint smile on his face.

Clearly, he had been waiting for her answer for quite some time.

Fen Ling looked at his expectant expression and couldn’t help smiling.

’This young man really can’t wait, can he?’

She shook her head inwardly.

Still, she had already made her decision.

”Alright.”

Li Feng’s eyes lit up.

”Really?”

Fen Ling nodded calmly.

”Yes. I will be your sex friend.”

At that words, a lewd smile immediately spread across Li Feng’s face.

After all, getting such a beautiful Empress as his lifetime sex friend just by sacrificing his name for a little while, at least until the succession war was over, was absolutely worth it!

In his mind, this wasn’t even a sacrifice.

It was a ridiculously good deal.

He got to help Fen Ling, gain her favor, and, most importantly, secure the company of such a mature and beautiful woman for the future.

The more he thought about it, the wider his grin became.

’What a profitable business~’

Li Feng almost wanted to congratulate himself for his own brilliance.

”Hehe...”

Meanwhile, Fen Ling watched his rather perverted expression and couldn’t help feeling amused.

She really had no idea what he was so happy about.

But seeing him this happy...

Well, there was no need to force anything.

If he was satisfied with this arrangement, then let him be happy.

After all, it wasn’t as though she had anything to lose.

Fen Ling looked at his shamelessly satisfied expression and smiled.

”So, now that we are sex friends... what should we do?”

Li Feng suddenly snapped out of his thoughts.

His eyes immediately brightened.

Then he coughed lightly and tried to regain his composure.

”Well...ehem”

He looked at her with an increasingly mischievous smile.

”Since we’ve already agreed, shouldn’t we properly seal the deal?”

Fen Ling raised an eyebrow.

”Seal the deal?”

”Of course.”

Li Feng nodded as if this were the most obvious thing in the world.

”How can a sacred cultivation relationship be established without some proper ceremony?”

Before Fen Ling had a chance to respond, Li Feng took a step towards her and reached for her waist.

It was clear he intended to perform his so-called ”ceremony” right away, as he started bending her over the table.

But Fen Ling easily stopped him with one hand.

”Wait.”

Li Feng froze and frowned.

Fen Ling looked at him and, seeing his dissatisfied look, she smiled wryly.

”What’s with that expression? Ah, it’s not that I’m unwilling to, but...”

Li Feng’s frown deepened.

After all, nobody enjoys being blue-balled.

”But what...?”

Fen Ling sighed.

”Because once we start, I’m not sure we can simply stop whenever we want.”

At those words, Li Feng’s expression became confused.

”What do you mean by that?”

Fen Ling paused for a moment before continuing.

”You’re already aware of my bloodline... But the thing is, the Long Imperial Family doesn’t only inherit the power of the Dragon.”

She then looked at him intently.

”We also inherit some of its... traits.”