I Just Started College, How Could I Become a Part-Time Papa?!

I’m Chen Yuan, 18 years old, a first-year university student.At an age where I’ve never even tasted the “forbidden fruit,” I somehow inexplicably awakened a Daddy System?!Bottle-feeding, burping the baby, singing lullabies to coax them to sleep…Lactation stimulation, intimate massages, and postpartum recovery for the baby mama…Look, I could probably accept all of that if I had to.But someone please tell me… in what world does a 210-month-old classify as a “baby”?!